From captain@pobox.upenn.edu Wed Mar 22 16:31 EST 1995 Okayfine, in five minutes or less: At the end of Camlann, you got two bodies and two swords cooling on the field. It so happens that, in the literature, there are two knights who supposedly took Excalibur off to the Lady of the Lake, depending on which source you read, it was either Bedevere or Griflet -- who both also happened to have one arm, once again if you juggle the sources correctly. From this little oddity I derived the whole campaign, thus: Two bodies (Arthur, Mordred), two swords (Excalibur, Victorix), and two knights (Bedevere, Griflet). Extend the dualism: Bedevere, senile and mortally wounded, is told by Arthur two take Excalibur to the LoL. He's confused, he's senile, he's wounded, he wanders off in a daze and becomes my own version of the Wandering Jew. As a side note, he's grabbed the wrong sword, he's actually carrying Victorix, which, having been reforged by a usurper and used to kill the High King, is now, to put it mildly, cursed. What about Griflet? Well, he's a traitor -- some justification in the literature, he's jealous of being replaced by the younger knights like Gawaine and Lancelot) -- and so he's actually serving Mordred. He grabs Excalibur. By then, two other things have happened: Arthur has been spirited away to Camlann (he's not really dead); and, in true parallel fashion, Mordred has been spirited away by his henchmen, who take him to Ireland, eventually, where he has friends among the pagan rabble. So Griflet begins a long, arduous journey (he's wounded too, so has to stop to heal for a while) to bring Excalibur to Mordred, who's lying in a coma in Eire. Side notes: Victorix has a lovely paradoxical curse. The whole flame thing, uncontrollable, all-consuming, Wrath of God type stuff. It has also become a Plague Sword ... whenever you draw it, everyone in the area gets immediately infected with the pneumonic form of bubonic plague ... EXCEPT: those who get scorched by the flame of Victorix (including the wielder, who also gets burnt, though not as much) don't contract the disease, for the purpose of that event only. You can use Victorix to cure people of the plague, though you tend to toast them in the process. God, I'm evil. All proceeds from there. The stuff in (Dover? wherever Gordon was) is totally separate. The monks of that church have, hidden within their sect, an inner sect that is actually descended from an ancient Egyptian papyrus smuggled from the Holy Lands centuries previous -- complete with ancient rituals, Egyptian-motif magical stuff, and a High Priest, Thoth-Garon (or something like that, Thoth had a half-dozen or so incarnations). The High Priest appears to be a man in an animal-head mask, like the lesser acoylytes, until you actually get right up to him, when you find out -- surprise! -- that he actually *is* an Avator of Thoth. The Inquisition is in Dover/wherever because a reference to the Egyptian cult was discovered in a long-forgotten vault in the Vatican, and the Pope has sent his trusted men there to bring back it's secrets, under the guise of smoking out heresy. Taliesin and the fairies are there to distract from the *real* danger. You see how well *that* worked. Whew. Now I go on Vacation. tee hee -mike p.s. forward to the old gang as you see fit. >;)