Of course, I'm sure Mike has countless other ways to kill me, so I'll stop cheering right now.
I could have finished the session summaries, but instead I did this.
To the tune of, "My Favorite Things," from That Awful Movie With Julie Andrews Running Around in the Mountains With Those Beastly Children:
Templars and Dragons and men with large axes,
Tariffs and tithings and levying taxes,
Possessive spirits with nasty bat-wings,
These are a few of my favorite things ...
Florentine rivals and mercentile clansmen,
Deadfire weapons and murder at random,
Devious deacons to which anger clings,
These are a few of my favorite things ...
When the roll sucks,
When the ward fails,
When you botch that spell
I simply use some of my favorite things
To send your soul straight ... to ... Hell.
Horrible death-knells and Teutonic slaughters,
Serfs who would like you to marry their daughters,
Intrigues and secrets and Sorceror Kings,
These are a few of my favorite things ...
When the years pass,
When you get old,
When you have no vis
You botch with eight dice and you find Final Twilight
At least now you've got ... some ... peace.